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Fandom: BtVS
Timeline: S4, the week after The Yoko Factor
Summary: one possible explanation of what happened to Miss Kitty Fantastico


"Lost: b/w kitten, white throat and socks, 9 weeks old, answers to the name 'Miss Kitty Fantastico'. Likes to play with balls of twine and to have her tummy rubbed.

Disappeared from Sunnydale University dorms in the early morning of May 15th. Please return to owner - handsome reward. Call 555-762-866."

The loose-skinned demon scratched his head thoughtfully; then, shrugging his shoulders, let the flyer drop from his fingers. A handsome reward might have bought him more than one snack, but it was too late now, anyway. Still, he couldn't rightly complain: that kitten had been delicious.

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bogwitch
Jan. 10th, 2005 01:46 pm (UTC)
Noooooo!!!!!!
gamiila
Jan. 10th, 2005 07:11 pm (UTC)
O Thou who gavest us squid porn, surely thou art not squeamish?
bogwitch
Jan. 10th, 2005 07:11 pm (UTC)
But it's kittens!
gamiila
Jan. 10th, 2005 07:16 pm (UTC)
Ah! There you have me.

But I have it on good authority that they taste just like chicken.
bogwitch
Jan. 10th, 2005 07:17 pm (UTC)
I'll pretend you didn't say that.
gamiila
Jan. 10th, 2005 07:43 pm (UTC)
Probably best.
cheesygirl
Jan. 10th, 2005 03:30 pm (UTC)
Oh, no! Poor Miss Kitty!
gamiila
Jan. 10th, 2005 07:12 pm (UTC)
Yes, well -- I'm not saying this is what really happened...am I?
hils
Jan. 10th, 2005 05:13 pm (UTC)
NOOOO!!!! Poor Miss Kitty :(

Meanie!
gamiila
Jan. 10th, 2005 07:15 pm (UTC)
Meanie!

Okay, how about this ending:

...and then he "gave her away to a nice family, who were never ever mean to her, and never put her in the cole bin"...and I think someone's used that already...;-)
hils
Jan. 10th, 2005 10:09 pm (UTC)
BWAHAHAHA!!! You crack me up *smooch*
calove
Jan. 10th, 2005 07:24 pm (UTC)
AWWWW!!!! NO!!!!

You evil woman! And it may have been a loose-skinned demon, but it wasn't Clem. Nope. No way. La la la...I'm not listening..
gamiila
Jan. 10th, 2005 07:42 pm (UTC)
And it may have been a loose-skinned demon, but it wasn't Clem. Nope. No way.

It could have been his cousin, visiting from out of town...
calove
Jan. 10th, 2005 07:50 pm (UTC)
He has a cousin in England. Perhaps it was him; although you know the English and animals...
gamiila
Jan. 10th, 2005 07:54 pm (UTC)
I'm sure he has more than one cousin, in various degrees of kinship. I wouldn't be surprised if the cousin that ate Miss Kitty wasn't so far removed from Clem as to be virtually a stranger.
sanda56
Jan. 10th, 2005 09:13 pm (UTC)
Oh dear, poor Kitty! *sobs*

Wouldn't mind but I'm not too keen on cats. ;)
gamiila
Jan. 10th, 2005 09:16 pm (UTC)
but I'm not too keen on cats.

Whereas I am. So what's my excuse? ;-)
desdemonaspace
Jan. 11th, 2005 01:08 am (UTC)
He ATE Miss Kitty Fantastico!? Say it ain't so! (My cats are crying right now.)
gamiila
Jan. 11th, 2005 07:47 am (UTC)
Yup. You read that right: he ate Miss Kitty. She was just a wee tiny morsel, but he wasn't really hungry anyway.
palmaceae
Jan. 11th, 2005 03:19 am (UTC)
hahaha! funny
gamiila
Jan. 11th, 2005 07:51 am (UTC)
Funny? I was aiming for devastating!

No, not really...;-)
roissy0
Jan. 11th, 2005 07:00 am (UTC)
heehee I liked that. =) I can completely see that happening.
gamiila
Jan. 11th, 2005 07:50 am (UTC)
heehee I liked that.

Knew you had to have a mean streak in you somewhere! Glad you liked.
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