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Fandom: BtVS
Timeline: S4, the week after The Yoko Factor
Summary: one possible explanation of what happened to Miss Kitty Fantastico

"Lost: b/w kitten, white throat and socks, 9 weeks old, answers to the name 'Miss Kitty Fantastico'. Likes to play with balls of twine and to have her tummy rubbed.

Disappeared from Sunnydale University dorms in the early morning of May 15th. Please return to owner - handsome reward. Call 555-762-866."

The loose-skinned demon scratched his head thoughtfully; then, shrugging his shoulders, let the flyer drop from his fingers. A handsome reward might have bought him more than one snack, but it was too late now, anyway. Still, he couldn't rightly complain: that kitten had been delicious.



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Jan. 10th, 2005 01:46 pm (UTC)
Jan. 10th, 2005 07:11 pm (UTC)
O Thou who gavest us squid porn, surely thou art not squeamish?
Jan. 10th, 2005 07:11 pm (UTC)
But it's kittens!
Jan. 10th, 2005 07:16 pm (UTC)
Ah! There you have me.

But I have it on good authority that they taste just like chicken.
Jan. 10th, 2005 07:17 pm (UTC)
I'll pretend you didn't say that.
Jan. 10th, 2005 07:43 pm (UTC)
Probably best.
Jan. 10th, 2005 03:30 pm (UTC)
Oh, no! Poor Miss Kitty!
Jan. 10th, 2005 07:12 pm (UTC)
Yes, well -- I'm not saying this is what really happened...am I?
Jan. 10th, 2005 05:13 pm (UTC)
NOOOO!!!! Poor Miss Kitty :(

Jan. 10th, 2005 07:15 pm (UTC)

Okay, how about this ending:

...and then he "gave her away to a nice family, who were never ever mean to her, and never put her in the cole bin"...and I think someone's used that already...;-)
Jan. 10th, 2005 10:09 pm (UTC)
BWAHAHAHA!!! You crack me up *smooch*
Jan. 10th, 2005 07:24 pm (UTC)
AWWWW!!!! NO!!!!

You evil woman! And it may have been a loose-skinned demon, but it wasn't Clem. Nope. No way. La la la...I'm not listening..
Jan. 10th, 2005 07:42 pm (UTC)
And it may have been a loose-skinned demon, but it wasn't Clem. Nope. No way.

It could have been his cousin, visiting from out of town...
Jan. 10th, 2005 07:50 pm (UTC)
He has a cousin in England. Perhaps it was him; although you know the English and animals...
Jan. 10th, 2005 07:54 pm (UTC)
I'm sure he has more than one cousin, in various degrees of kinship. I wouldn't be surprised if the cousin that ate Miss Kitty wasn't so far removed from Clem as to be virtually a stranger.
Jan. 10th, 2005 09:13 pm (UTC)
Oh dear, poor Kitty! *sobs*

Wouldn't mind but I'm not too keen on cats. ;)
Jan. 10th, 2005 09:16 pm (UTC)
but I'm not too keen on cats.

Whereas I am. So what's my excuse? ;-)
Jan. 11th, 2005 01:08 am (UTC)
He ATE Miss Kitty Fantastico!? Say it ain't so! (My cats are crying right now.)
Jan. 11th, 2005 07:47 am (UTC)
Yup. You read that right: he ate Miss Kitty. She was just a wee tiny morsel, but he wasn't really hungry anyway.
Jan. 11th, 2005 03:19 am (UTC)
hahaha! funny
Jan. 11th, 2005 07:51 am (UTC)
Funny? I was aiming for devastating!

No, not really...;-)
Jan. 11th, 2005 07:00 am (UTC)
heehee I liked that. =) I can completely see that happening.
Jan. 11th, 2005 07:50 am (UTC)
heehee I liked that.

Knew you had to have a mean streak in you somewhere! Glad you liked.
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