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April Fools come early?

Idly surfing the web in my lunchbreak, I come across this story, and wonder...this has got to be some kind of joke, right? I mean, come on!

But if it is a genuine news story -- watch out! I'm going to get myself down to that Patent Office so fast, you won't see me for dust -- and I'll take out an all-encompassing patent on copulation, covering all possible pairings and positions.

Wheeeee! I'm going to be richer than Bill Gates! :-D

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bogwitch
Feb. 15th, 2005 01:18 pm (UTC)
I can't imagine the sites you must look at.
gamiila
Feb. 15th, 2005 01:22 pm (UTC)
Says the woman who googles for squid pr0n... ;-)
bogwitch
Feb. 15th, 2005 01:46 pm (UTC)
Ah, but at least I sdmit to it.
meko00
Feb. 15th, 2005 04:41 pm (UTC)
See icon.
gamiila
Feb. 15th, 2005 06:30 pm (UTC)
Very appropriate.
sanda56
Feb. 15th, 2005 04:48 pm (UTC)
But... surely you take out patents on inventions, not something that everyone's been doing since time immemorial? (Except for Illyria, of course) It's got to be a joke. I mean, how would you enforce it?

Still, just in case, you'd better get cracking on those sex positions! ;)
gamiila
Feb. 15th, 2005 06:17 pm (UTC)
surely you take out patents on inventions, not something that everyone's been doing since time immemorial?

Well, I hate to say it, but I must: "only in America..."
enigmaticblues
Feb. 15th, 2005 09:07 pm (UTC)
No. Way. Just...no way. I'm flabbergasted.
gamiila
Feb. 16th, 2005 07:55 am (UTC)
I see your flabbergastedness and raise you a gobsmacked. ;-)
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