Gamiila (gamiila) wrote,
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April Fools come early?

Idly surfing the web in my lunchbreak, I come across this story, and wonder...this has got to be some kind of joke, right? I mean, come on!

But if it is a genuine news story -- watch out! I'm going to get myself down to that Patent Office so fast, you won't see me for dust -- and I'll take out an all-encompassing patent on copulation, covering all possible pairings and positions.

Wheeeee! I'm going to be richer than Bill Gates! :-D
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