Dear Leila,
Sinking teeth and claws in Mummy's brand new yellow handbag that cost her a fortune will not help you in your campaign to have your cat food exchanged for another brand or flavour. As I have told you before: you have had all the brands and flavours the local supermarkets stock, and the fact that you're not keen on any of them, means that you have a problem.
I suggest you learn to like salmon and sardines.
Love,
Mummy
Sinking teeth and claws in Mummy's brand new yellow handbag that cost her a fortune will not help you in your campaign to have your cat food exchanged for another brand or flavour. As I have told you before: you have had all the brands and flavours the local supermarkets stock, and the fact that you're not keen on any of them, means that you have a problem.
I suggest you learn to like salmon and sardines.
Love,
Mummy
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Hope your new handbag isn't too damaged!
And I may have misunderstood her intentions. She may have just wanted to protect us all from the Yellow Danger lurking in the hall...
It's a flavour of cat food. And it stands for all flavours that Leila doesn't like, which is basically any and all. Although sometimes, she does. Like one, I mean. She likes confusing me like that.
I too know the frustration of finicky feline eating habits *sigh*. Instead of the overpriced stuff we've tried most recently, she's now started to eat the dog's food.
Weird cat!
That's my problem with Leila's eating habits, exactly! Whenever I think "finally, I've found a brand/flavour she likes", it instantly becomes the vilest food I could ever think to serve her.
And she's stubborn, too: she'll happily go 4 days without eating (complaining loudly all the while, of course) just to see me cave -- then she'll take two or three bites of my next choice, before starting the game anew. She drives me up the wall...and yet, I love her to bits.