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The conceit!

The thing I hate most about dieting? People telling me I don't need to. Pardon? Would I be doing this, depriving myself, if I didn't need to? I'm almost 2 sizes bigger than I ought to be; don't tell me I don't need to!

And don't tell me men like something to hold onto in a woman. I'm doing this for me, not your half of the species, Mr. I'm-So-Full-Of-Myself-I'm-Practically-Bringing-Myself-Back-Up-Again!

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gamiila
Apr. 4th, 2005 01:45 pm (UTC)
Although not with the man who made the "something to hold onto" remark, because in my fantasy scenario he just might've ended up with no teeth to hold onto. ;)

ROTFLMAO! That is so funny, brightens my mood immeasurably - thanks!