I can't wear heels! There's something wrong with my leg, the one that's been playing up lately. I don't know what it is exactly, it could have something to do with the continued numbness in the foot I suppose, but if I wear my heels, I keep tripping and falling over on them. I've just made a complete fool of myself walking through town like Naomi Campbell down a Vivienne Westwood catwalk.
My life is over. Kill me now.