I tashte like Alcohol. Heh. Heh. I taste like beer. I like beer. Buy me a beer. I'm not drunk, I can drink plenty without... What was I saying? Beer. What Flavour Are You?

Now this is just plain wrong. I mean, I may taste like alcohol of some sort, champers most likely, but beer -- surely not! I don't like beer. I don't like the flavour and it goes straight through you, necessitating frequent use of the bathroom. Nope, this can't be right at all.

But it's probably better than tasting like gasoline...