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Salt water taffy?

I'm a little ticked off at the moment, and it all started with an e-mail I received this morning. I don't know, maybe I'm making a mountain out of a molehill, but the cheek of some people!

I pride myself on being, on average, a good and loyal friend...but I know that friendships change and that it's unrealistic to expect to be best friends with everyone forever and ever -- although I'm thankful that some of my friendships at least have become (semi)permanent fixtures in my life, 'cause where would any of us be without our friends?

All of my friends and acquaintances know I hate spam and unsolicited mail. I rant about it often enough. They also know that they shouldn't misuse our friendship to try to sell me something.

So what could have made Kim think it would be alright to add my name to the distribution list for her brand new webstore selling the sort of trinkets she knows I have no use for? With an accompanying note extolling the desirability of the merchandise she's selling -- what would I want with a plus-size 'Oldest Duranie alive' T-shirt?

First she can't be shagged to answer my e-mails for months, then she sends me this? Though it is a nice site...maybe I'll congratulate her with it one of these days when I'm feeling slightly less offended...

Oh, and another thing: how come Nigella Lawson's bust doesn't look anything like as enormous as mine, and she's a 32G??


Dec. 3rd, 2003 03:28 pm (UTC)
She's a G? That's just silly. She must keep toppling over onto her face. Perhaps that curvaceous and perfectly formed bum of hers is actually a lead weight.

Have to agree about the bra thing. My chest can look like anything from two small bumps around my waist to two large and lethal boulders with a cleavage you could drown in a good deal further north depending on the amount of M&S scaffolding I'm wearing. You can get these minimiser bra things for 'big girls'... but WTF for? If you've got it girl, flaunt it!
Dec. 4th, 2003 02:12 am (UTC)
Do you know, that minimiser bra thing was the WORST BUY I ever had? I wear that thing, and yes I can close a fitted blouse over my bosoms, but I look as if a chunk's been taken out of my breast.

I always wear fitted M&S scaffolding...I have to, with my 36D; or else they'd sway every which way with every step. But I guess it must be the broad shoulders and larger ribcage that make mine more noticeable than hers, even if her boobs are 3 cupsizes bigger.

If you've got it girl, flaunt it!

Thing is, I've never learnt how. I'm mostly just embarrassed by them.