The word "dire" does not even begin to describe this film. Rarely have I watched anything as unashamedly soporific as this flick, and this despite the best efforts of one of the best actors around at the moment. Although, best efforts? JM's clearly trying, but this performance isn't his best by a long shot.
What's wrong with this movie? Well, it rambles. The storyline's simple enough (woman who makes table tops agrees to marry a guy, then falls pregnant; her moody cow of a friend dies and woman decides to leave town and have baby on her own) but the characters are flat, the dialogue is far from brilliant, deep, or even mildly amusing, and the camera's trained on people far too bloody long. And the soundtrack! The soundtrack is both the longest (check out the end credits!) and the most annoying in the history of motion pictures!
Luckily, the next night was
I love Andrew, too. Especially when he launches into the retelling of his epic Slayer of the Vampyre-speech. And chokes on his pipe. The scenes between Spike and Andrew were the best I've seen so far.
And it's not true that DB can only do one facial expression (constipated): I swear I saw him do panic -fleetingly- when he looked down to find a whopping big blue jellyfish attaching itself to his chest! In another scene, he also managed to convey 'clueless' quite well. And I think I actually saw him smile at the resurrected Cordy.
BTW, I loved that Cordy episode. A worthy send-off for a beloved character. Very well done.
Then yesterday night, it was time for the BAFTAs. I couldn't stay awake to see all of it, but one thing I feel I must say: what was Emma Thompson wearing? It looked like a soft pink satin sheet held together with safety pins at strategic points, which is fine if you're still sophomoric enough to go to toga parties -- but someone should have told her that a) that colour did nothing for her and b) she really is past the age where she can go braless and get away with it. Very, very unflattering!
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And while we're on the subject of films, have you perhaps heard anything re: "Venetian Heat", whether it's still back on? No? Neither have I...
As to anything Shakespearean: yes, he'd be fantastic in that (Richard the Third, maybe? I know he likes the Scottish play, but why should we let him choose?)...but perhaps something a bit more modern? And something that'd last 2-3 hours at least? And gives him plenty of time on the stage and in the spotlights (so no big cast production, please!).
Other than that, it sounds great.
JM is the only tolerable thing in it
And even he seems to be a bit clueless at times. Must be the director's fault.
I liked Chance a lot better than this!
I liked Chance a lot better than this!
Oh yeah, Chance was so much better than WR.
Oh, thank God, G! I thought maybe you had thought the movie was decent - this is the way I felt after watching it (and I actually paid money for the stupid video, dopey me!) Now you know why I am willing to part with it for the auction at MR in June lol!
Glad you enjoyed the AtS episodes - those three were good ones, for sure. I thought Damage was one of the best episodes they've done, and Ron thought You're Welcome was the best. It was a great send-off for Cordelia.
I can understand you wanting to get rid of it, but since you got a conversation with JM out of having watched it that one time, I'd say it was money well-spent!
Yes, that's a really good point you raise. If I hadn't watched that drek, I wouldn't have had that to talk to him about - that kind of kept me in his presence for a bit longer than just not saying anything, didn't it? Okay, money well spent indeed!
Just call me Silver Lining Girl! ;-)