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Nagging JM

I had the strangest dream last night. I dreamt I was JM's personal assistant, and apparently my job consisted of me advising him what to wear. We had the following altercation:

GAMIILA: "What you're going to wear? You woke me up to ask me that? Wear what you bloody well please!"

(JM mutters something unintelligible, goes away and comes back a minute later in his ubiquitous T-shirt, jeans and trainers)

GAMIILA: "That's what you've chosen to wear? Please tell me you brought the kilt! And wear some Docs with it this time!"

(JM changes into the kilt, and promptly falls down the stairs).


Mar. 10th, 2004 06:10 am (UTC)
At least it wasn't like the dream I had where he was murdered! Tonight please dream that he burns the kilt.
Mar. 10th, 2004 06:15 am (UTC)
Tonight please dream that he burns the kilt.

I'll do my best -- but I'm afraid it doesn't quite work that way; or I'd be dreaming of Naked!Spike I'm sure, or JM in Speedos.

What? You don't like The Kilt? Not even if we add a nice new sporran to the mix?
Mar. 10th, 2004 06:23 am (UTC)
The kilt does nothing at all for me.
Mar. 10th, 2004 06:40 am (UTC)
Maybe if his legs were a little more tanned and he didn't wear black socks and sneakers?
Mar. 10th, 2004 06:53 am (UTC)
Exactly! Well, I don't mind about the milk bottle legs -- hey! used to live in England, it's what I'm used to ;-)...but the mind boggles at how he could have worn the black socks and white trainers with the kilt and not realised he was committing a sartorial crime of the first magnitude.

Judging from the pictorial evidence, he also has to learn how to fasten, wear and sit in a kilt; and I'd like to dress him in one a little more modern than the ones he sported in Glasgow, but other than that, I don't think he looks half bad in one.
Mar. 10th, 2004 06:56 am (UTC)
Agreed...The kilt is not his worst sartorial extravaganza. I wish he'd dress a little more his age, like the spreads in SFX. Those stupid T-shirts!
Mar. 10th, 2004 06:56 am (UTC)
Snort. That stuff in case you think he's not manly enough in it. Ugh. The whole thought is quite revolting! I such a tight black jeans woman and I'm not shifting.
Mar. 10th, 2004 07:21 am (UTC)
I do agree his jeans need to be tighter...
Mar. 10th, 2004 07:25 am (UTC)
What?! Oh, you mean the jeans in RL?

He does look good in those black jeans, doesn't he? ::sigh::
Mar. 10th, 2004 07:28 am (UTC)
I never see as many butt shots as I would lke - it's not all about abs, you knwo....
Mar. 10th, 2004 07:37 am (UTC)
Agreed, we need to see more of his behind. Although he's quite nice to look at from the front, too...

He wears the blandest brownish trousers and tucked in blue denim shirt with rolled-up sleeves in the penultimate scene of Winding Roads. Yu wouldn't look at him twice if you saw him in the street like that.
Mar. 10th, 2004 07:41 am (UTC)
I never much noticed him in the first seasons...He looked too young and wasn't the romantic lead. I only started noticing when he fell for Buffy....
Mar. 10th, 2004 07:43 am (UTC)
Mmmmm. I have got such a thing for nice sized thighs in tight black denim.
Mar. 10th, 2004 08:05 am (UTC)
His thighs are...muscular.
Mar. 10th, 2004 08:09 am (UTC)
Yeah. Perfect.
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