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Nagging JM

I had the strangest dream last night. I dreamt I was JM's personal assistant, and apparently my job consisted of me advising him what to wear. We had the following altercation:

GAMIILA: "What you're going to wear? You woke me up to ask me that? Wear what you bloody well please!"

(JM mutters something unintelligible, goes away and comes back a minute later in his ubiquitous T-shirt, jeans and trainers)

GAMIILA: "That's what you've chosen to wear? Please tell me you brought the kilt! And wear some Docs with it this time!"

(JM changes into the kilt, and promptly falls down the stairs).

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bogwitch
Mar. 10th, 2004 09:49 am (UTC)
White or light colour socks spell sartorial suicide...

Or ones with The Simpsons on.
automatedalice_
Mar. 10th, 2004 10:27 am (UTC)
snirk.

The socks must be a little higher though, so that if their trousers should ride up, they don't flash a bit of naked hairy leg.

i believe that also means that trousers are too short. come on, JM must have a 32" inseam at most. there's no excuse for buying a 28x30...ever, unless you're as little as seth green. there must be a break in the trouser leg. must, must, must. no excuse for naked hairy leg. no excuse for seeing socks to know that they're black.

& i'm all about crazy socks...within reason. (like DB & those wacky stripy ones from that one picture.)

what gets me is that JM owns socks...but owns no underoos. that just squicks me royally.
bogwitch
Mar. 10th, 2004 11:53 am (UTC)
Stripy is one thing, Homer is another. It's as someone is saying, 'hey, I'm wacky!' without making the effort.
gamiila
Mar. 10th, 2004 11:55 pm (UTC)
there must be a break in the trouser leg. must, must, must.

Hmm....doesn't that also depend on the cut and type of trousers, on occasion? But on the whole, you're right when you say there's "no excuse for naked hairy leg. no excuse for seeing socks to know that they're black."

Crazy socks, within reason: yes. Whimsical is good. Disney is uninspired and just plain bad, bad, bad.

owns socks...but owns no underoos.
I suppose that is a bit iffy...and icky to boot. Best not think about it, eh?

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