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Hmmm. I feel kind of...bleughh. This is for the job at the Coalition for the International Criminal Court. I know I didn't tick all the boxes, but I'd have thought all my distasteful blowing my own horn and name dropping might have gotten me ahead of the queue. Oh well.
I believe you belong in Pride and Prejudice; a
world of satire and true love. A world where
everything is crystal clear to the reader, and
yet where new things seem to be happening all
the time. You belong in a world where your
free-thought puts you above the silly masses,
and where bright eyes and intelligence are
enough to attract the arrogant
millionaire/prejudiced young woman of your
Which Classic Novel do You Belong In?
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Ah! Now this is far more like it! I gacked it from hils, BTW.